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mom and I are concerned about your addiction

Anyone who knows me knows that I eat relatively healthy. I'm a salad and vegetable girl. In fact, my mostly vegetarian streak is still going strong (save for the vat of Bolognese I made last week). However, my kryptonite isn't chocolate or ice cream.
It's pig. Sausages. Prosciutto. B a c o n.
I was introduced a week or so ago to a product that, well, makes my heart flutter a little bit. I was a skeptic. I really was. Real tasting artificial bacon flavoring!? Yes. There is some product called Bacon Salt. It has the same flavor as bacon.

Every morning me and my co worker, share a ton of bacon, I mean pieces galore. We have to have it or all hell will brake loose. We have to make it last forever, you really dont understand. Not until today did we realize that others have the same addiction as us. This is great we are glad we are not alone.

Bacon Lovers for life......

Hey Bacon Extreme...you need to come correct. What's all this about limiting yur bacon intake. That's chicken sh*t. You think this is a game punk. Real recognizes real...and you ain't nuthin but a bacon faker. I see the kind all the time. Bacon wannabees that act like their in it to win it..but when they wake up they make that turkey imposter B.S. bacon. All talk and no sizzle. It's sad. You're BACON should be Taken. So next time you even think about getting serious with a pan and a slab of pig--why don't you save the bacon and stick yur face on the stove-top sucka...

Are you pickin up what I'm puttin down Bacon Extreme???

My friend recently broke up with her longtime bo and I can't deal with the stress of it all. I've been sleep walking at night feinding for a crispy delicious strip of bacon and end up waking up on my kitchen floor covered in grease. Does this happen to anybody else and is there a cure? Against doctors discretion, I've been taking heavy doses of NyQuil but nothing works. I'm praying to that big pig in the sky that someone will save me from my affliction.

Listen here folks....there ain't nuthin wrong with bacon or getting drunk. In fact, eating bacon with a beer in the morning is what I call heaven. Breakfast of Champions my fellow pork fat friends. Throw some liquor on it...add some forty water...whatever's clever.

Just don't hate on a man who has had a few too many...that just ain't right

You know bacon is a multi purpose food. It can be a pick me up in the morning, a nice way to brunch with a friend, a side dish for lunch, baked with pastries for tea, rolled over chicken for dinner and a nice hit the sack bite for supper. Omg! I’m making my mouth salivate. I have decided bacon goes with everything, although it’s the best ingredient for breakfast and supper but if you wanted you can mix bacon with anything you’re having and you would inevitably enhance its flavor. Kudos to the person who discovered bacon! A more versatile food there never was and there never will be.

Here’s a new recipe I discovered the other day. I was having ramen noodles substituting for chicken soup as I was coming down with flu and fever. I had some fried strips of bacon in the fridge from supper the previous night. As I was cooking, I just slipped some of the bacon bits into the soup. I swear my fever went away as I was eating the noodle. It was absolutely delicious.

I’m thinking given my extraordinary culinary skills with bacon, I might actually open a Bacon joint like the waffles place, where everything on the menu will have some form of bacon in it. I’m glad I came upon this blog; at least I know I will have an endless line of customers from you bacon lovers.

I'm so glad I found you Bryan. I am the president of Bacon.com and we want to feature you in an upcoming article. We feel that you and your bacon venture is essential to fill the need currently vacant in our economy and food industry. A menu that features bacon within every dish at a restuarant is such a bold....nay....inspired idea that we want to help promote your restuarant on our website. Please email me at bacondaddy@gmail.com and we discuss further. God speed and let all bacon lovers unite!!!