• REMEMBERING BERYL BAINBRIDGE

    If this obituary, published in The Economist today, doesn't make you want to smoke a Gitane, wear a chic trenchcoat, take a lover and then brood over it all on your typewriter, I'm not sure what will:

    IF THE words really wouldn’t come, she would leave the house for a while. Squeezing past the stiff bulk of Eric, the stuffed bison, in the hall, she would creep down the bullet-pocked stairs and step out into Albert Street. The white Victorian terraces slumbered scruffily in the sun.

    If the blockage was not too severe she could sometimes cure it with a coffee and a cigarette at the Café Delancey, before they shut it down. Sometimes a stroll to smiling Germano at the Portuguese deli, to pick up her papers, would shake the plot into place. Or she could pop to the 99p Store in Camden High Street where she had once found, among the giant shampoo bottles and unseasonal Christmas decorations, a plastic model Cyberman exactly right for a grandchild.

    At night she wandered farther through North London’s dark, mildly dangerous streets. Few passers-by could identify her then as Beryl Bainbridge, the famous novelist. She was as anonymous as in the days when she would charge out of her parents’ house in Formby, near Liverpool, in much the same old belted mac and her school panama hat, a leggy 14-year-old heading for the shore and the arms of her German lover. She would set off whistling then, joyously abandoning the screams and tears of her family falling apart. Now she walked more deliberately, but with a bone-handled carving knife ready in her pocket.

     


  • Intelligent Death: Pavarotti

    A pleasing obituary of Luciano Pavarotti in today's Economist:

    The easiness and naturalness were deceptive. He was terrified of
    the high notes, full of the usual performer's superstitions: a bent
    nail kept in his pocket, and a quick cry of “Malocchio!” if anyone
    mentioned bad luck. Though his voice showed no strain, he could be seen
    rising on the balls of his feet in recital, using every sinew and nerve
    to produce the sound. Wherever he went, he made sure to surround
    himself with home comforts: espresso machines, prosciutto-slicers,
    bottles of Lambrusco, his blotter and pens laid out exactly as they
    would be on his desk in Modena, and a secretary—nubile, pretty,
    obliging—who would hold up cue cards for him in the wings and who, when
    needed, would warm his extra-marital bed.

    Critics and other singers often called him lazy. He seemed as
    undisciplined in singing as he was about food, abandoning diet after
    diet in favour of porterhouse steaks or caviar scooped up with a
    tablespoon. Certainly he was unintellectual, without conservatory
    training and barely able to read music. Learning from a score, he once
    said, was “like making love by mail”.

    If music be the food of love—let's eat.